pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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