I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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