we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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