Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
