remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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