You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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