Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
wow bdsm is so cute
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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