Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
accomplished twins. life is a go
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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