Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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