So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Your cock deserves a montage
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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