My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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