that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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