I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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