when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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