This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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