Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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