Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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