brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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