Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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