masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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