Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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