She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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