Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
