No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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