Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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