Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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