At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
