I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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