So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
