Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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