his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I have fence marks all over my body
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Randomize
