You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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