Dual....:-)
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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