In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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