see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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