i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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