Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
