oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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