It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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