Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
