She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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