Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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