in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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