Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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