Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
soo... how was my night?
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