That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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