left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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