I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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