Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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