dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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