he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You ruined the universe
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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