dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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