My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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