I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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