i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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