names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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